"The Admiral is Afraid that the Alliance knows about the Airshaft Flaw in the Deathstar"

r2d2-Justin Raimondo

c3po-Karen De Coster

Obi-Wan - Burt Blumert

(young Obi-Wan) Anthony Gregory

Laia - Karen Kwiotkowtski

Yoda - Paul Gottfried

Luke - Ron Paul

Han Solo - Lew Rockwell

Chewbacca - Pat Buchanan

Jaba - Ahmed Chalabi

Emperor - Rupert Murdoch

Darth Vader - Richard Pearl

Boba Fett - William Crystal

Darth Maul - Dick Cheney

Irritating Jaba-mascot muppet - George Junior

Stormtroopers - Free Republic