Wednesday, June 12, 2013

No Good Deed the young motorcyclist gets to heaven, and St. Peter says "Welcome son, you had a good life and your unfortunate departure has done much good for your brothers and sisters. Your liver was donated to a beloved rock star who could continue to entertain his fans. Your lungs went to a beautiful young girl who remains the delight of her family and will someday do great things. Your kidneys went to a nice granny lady, beloved of her large family and now able to enjoy life without painful and expensive dialysis. Your donations have done much good, and have balanced out your otherwise misspent life and qualified you spend eternity in the joyful presence of the Lord!"

"Far out, man! Who got my heart?"

(awkward silence)